Loss functions serve as the foundation of supervised learning and are often chosen prior to model development. To avoid potentially ad hoc choices of losses, statistical decision theory describes a desirable property for losses known as \emph{properness}, which asserts that Bayes' rule is optimal. Recent works have sought to \emph{learn losses} and models jointly. Existing methods do this by fitting an inverse canonical link function which monotonically maps $\mathbb{R}$ to $[0,1]$ to estimate p...